X-mas Gives To Some, Takes From Others (i.e. Me)

I walked over a mile in the rain last night to spend my last $6 at the grocery store. When I arrived there, it was closed early for an "employee party," presumably some silly X-mas / Jesus thing. I therefore wasted my $6 at the convenience store, because I was hungry and out of dead ladybugs.

Jesus made me waste my money.