Editor's Quick Tips, Vol. #2

Today's Topic: Stores

Rich people just go to stores, and they buy everything they need there, and elves tickle the arches of their feet, and magic people dance all over the room. But you're reading this, so you're no princess. Let's say you need a shoe; perhaps one for each foot. Just a dream. You have your holey leather shoes, but in that it's raining and those holeys admit water and your socks are drenched and you have rotting toes, what do you do?

You certainly don't go to some froo-froo store, that's for damned sure. Wrap some duct tape around your foot, you worthless poor idiot! Some rich person gets just as rich from duct tape as some other rich person gets from shoes! Fuck your silly, poor feet!

So, really. Duct tape for your feet, and dead leaves for your belly.