Editor's Quick Tips, Vol. #7

Today's Topic: Rich People

Rich People think they're sooooooooooo fucking smart, just because your teeth are rotting and your liver is poisoned with lead from the stuff they make and you cry all day and they discover your secret identity. Big deal.

Want to feel proud, Rich People? Quit shitting in the creek where I get the water with which I make my ramen noodles.

These posts are supposed to contain my tips for fellow hobos. Quit hogging the key light, Rich People. Hobos, steal a Rich Person's mail. There may be a 4,000th credit card in there or something.

The end.